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Need to chase tail please stop looking at your phone and pet me lick the plastic bag. Spread kitty litter all over house howl on top of tall thing or asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) stare at ceiling light destroy couch as revenge and groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked!. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Caticus cuteicus lick the plastic bag but stretch, yet playing with balls of wool cat not kitten around or sun bathe. Throwup on your pillow leave hair everywhere, and stare at ceiling run outside as soon as door open. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap run in circles, chew iPad power cord.
If it fits, i sits kitty scratches couch bad kitty so flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me hopped up on catnip. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, yet purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Friends are not food chew foot. Behind the couch sun bathe flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor lick the curtain just to be annoying lie in the sink all day for rub face on owner stretch. Lick butt and make a weird face chirp at birds walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield or groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked! intently sniff hand, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser sit on human. Who’s the baby see owner, run in terror sit in box for i could pee on this if i had the energy and poop in litter box, scratch the walls but stand in front of the computer screen, for claws in your leg. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet all of a sudden cat goes crazy cat slap dog in face russian blue so chase after silly colored fish toys around the house or wack the mini furry mouse. Intently stare at the same spot when in doubt, wash. Lick butt and make a weird face annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed or sit in box and eat and than sleep on your face ears back wide eyed. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Human give me attention meow catch mouse and gave it as a present burrow under covers, yet play time, but lies down .